"Yes, I have a beautiful daughter...and a gun, a shovel and an alibi."

Another dubious ranking, depending on your perspective, but Virginia has the third highest number of registered firearms - 248,939 (Texas & California have the most). Rhode Island just edges out Vermont for the fewest at 3,907. Considering the populations of Texas and California compared to Virginia, that puts Virginia in the top 5 states with the highest number of firearms per capita.